Kruzroyal Cs201 Pay No Attention To My Browsing History I'm A Writer Not A Serial Killer Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy Mdf Wooden Coaster | Gifts For Writers, Authors, Her, Him
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Kruzroyal Cs201 Pay No Attention To My Browsing History I'm A Writer Not A Serial Killer Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy Mdf Wooden Coaster | Gifts For Writers, Authors, Her, Him
✍️ A HILARIOUS ALIBI FOR ANY WRITER: For the creative mind whose search history looks like a criminal profile. This coaster features the legendary disclaimer: "Pay no attention to my browsing history, I'm a writer not a serial [killer]." It's the perfect accessory for any author's desk. 🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR A STORYTELLER: The ultimate gift for the author, novelist, crime writer, or aspiring screenwriter in your life. A guaranteed laugh for a birthday, a 'congratulations on your manuscript' present, or a stocking filler for your favourite book lover. 💪 BUILT TO LAST THROUGH EVERY PLOT TWIST: This coaster is as tough and resilient as a protagonist in the final act. Crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), it’s designed to be durable and ready to handle countless cups of coffee during late-night research sessions. ✨ WIPE-CLEAN & FUSS-FREE: The flawless, high-gloss finish not only makes the witty text stand out but is also incredibly easy to wipe clean. It handles spills without requiring a detailed investigation. 🇬🇧 A WARNING SIGN FOR ANY WRITING NOOK: Perfectly sized at 9cm x 9cm, this coaster is a brilliant (and necessary) addition to any desk, library, or home office. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to set the record straight.
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